Want a trophy rhino head for your office without the stigma of hunting? Of course you do. Obviously, this recycled cardboard DIY rhino head says ‘I’m a badass but I still care about the environment’, so everyone’s a winner.  Hang this cardboard rhino taxidermy 3d puzzle on your wall today!

Watch out old Beanie Baby collectors, there is a new doll on the market.  This plush domo devil doll is stuffed for wicked fun, collecting, and just sitting on your desk as a stress reducer.  The horny little guy is only 6″ tall, but manages to make pitch forks look cute.  That is a hell of a feat by itself.

Bamboo Wooden watch with a leather wristband. Lightweight, comfortable, and stylish.

This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.

Just in case your wife gets sick for a few days, or a nation’s leader truly hits the wrong button.  Or just, just in case…..This emergency 30-day pantry pack food storage tote would even help get rid of the guests who arrive unexpectedly around meal time.

This 30-day supply MREs is a good start to keeping on the calories.

This suspicious looking briefcase is not loaded with loot from a bank heist. Pop it open and let the vinyl records of your collection start the party. It will even plug into your PC’s USB port. Multiple styles and colors available.

The Original Moving Rorschach Inkblot Mask. This cool spandex mask temperature-sensitive to the heat of your breath. Manipulate the ink pattern with directional breathing.