Colorado Inflatable Pontoon Boat is 9′ long and weighs 75 pounds. It’s portable, convenient, and durable. Get close to water with this nice little floater.

These novelty hoodies are printed in 3D for realistic representation and come in a variety of different images. Wear this particular one while walking down the sidewalk and you will be able to tell by the stares that this is realistic printing.

Give your little house dog some privacy with this pet teepee. Hopefully, he will not think this means he’s nomadic.

The Hand will prove to be a handy desk top item as it serves as a pencil, pen, and or cup holder – all at once and without getting blisters or complaining.  Never has a desktop pen holder been handier than this arty piece, which sits nearly 8 inches high and comes in 4 bright colors sure to break the ice with your colleagues. Managers do not like to give “high fives”.  Who cares?  You can have one sitting on your desk.

Want to serenade your neighbors for love or war?  The Gammon Percussion Full-Size 5-piece drum set will keep them on their toes.  With five drums, cymbals, sticks, and even a stool, it has everything you need to annoy the hell out of Dave and Susie next door.  Or if you feel energetic, you can start your own rock band.

Ask-hole. Is your office filled with people who constantly ask your opinion, but still do it their way? Yet, we have to help them, or they will think we are ass-holes.

Lester’s Fixins Outrageous Wild Crazy Unique Flavor Soda Sampler Pack. Pour me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Yep, these Made in the USA sodas are like food in a bottle.

Roasted Crickets (1/2 lb.) resealable bag. Raised and made in Portland, OR. Want alternative protein, amino acids, and B12 sources? These will do it, and you won’t even hear them chirp.