Roasted Crickets (1/2 lb.) resealable bag. Raised and made in Portland, OR. Want alternative protein, amino acids, and B12 sources? These will do it, and you won’t even hear them chirp.

2 lbs and 450 pieces of pebbles, stones, and rocks. Use them to light your Zen garden, or to illuminate your aquarium. They are also cool sitting in a vase on a counter.

WineOvation Electric Gun-shaped wine opener. Cordless and rechargeable, this is te perfect gift for the gun enthusiast and wine drinker in your life.

This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

The Original Moving Rorschach Inkblot Mask. This cool spandex mask temperature-sensitive to the heat of your breath. Manipulate the ink pattern with directional breathing.

Handheld Inkjet Printer. Get it done where it is needed instead of printing and then bringing the paper.

Ever seen a pig anatomy model before? Now you have. Enjoy learning about the anatomy of pigs through this model. You may want a few eggs to go with the bacon.

This pressurized growler is must-have any homebrewer. Fill it up with your favorite craft brew, place it in the fridge, and enjoy. It works like a keg, but without all the hoses and other tanks.