The Original Moving Rorschach Inkblot Mask. This cool spandex mask temperature-sensitive to the heat of your breath. Manipulate the ink pattern with directional breathing.

Bluetooth Beanie Hat. Unisex, one-size fits most. Builtin speakers and microphone allow you to listen to music or use cellphone while keeping your head warm.

Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

Fix, create, seal, and more – the creative and repairable possibilities are endless with Sugru Moldable Glue.  Patch up cables, recast knife handles, or plug that pesky leak in the shower.  With various colors to use, you will finish the task feeling somewhat like an artist.

A must read book for parents, Toddlers are A-holes: It’s Not Your Fault, is a laugh out loud guide that reminds us that our little angels go through a period of being the most annoying creatures on the planet. Laugh your way through it and try not to cry.  Most of all, don’t make your little one cry while you are laughing out loud.  Because remember: sometimes they are a-holes.

Want to serenade your neighbors for love or war?  The Gammon Percussion Full-Size 5-piece drum set will keep them on their toes.  With five drums, cymbals, sticks, and even a stool, it has everything you need to annoy the hell out of Dave and Susie next door.  Or if you feel energetic, you can start your own rock band.

Ever wanted to shower with Han Solo?  Now you can and I bet neither of you will tell.  May the force be with you as you enter your shower behind the Han Solo Carbonite Shower Curtain.

This super realistic grunting pig hand puppet is proof that modern day hand puppets are simply cool. You have total control over the snout and mouth, and the response to it.  So, use this puppet in a fun way to offer a new perspective on bacon.