When you need someone to listen, but aren’t ready for questions, this Plush “Silent” Pillow will make a great companion for those difficult times.  He is large enough to lean on, but quiet enough to listen.  All hugs are free and without judgement.

Glowbowl Motion Activated Toilet nightlight. Select from 7 LED colors with just the press of a button. Fits all toilets. Makes it so easy a man could do it.

I hate cats and this one already looks pissed off sitting in his Cowboy Kitty Cat Clothes. Maybe your cat will look a little cuter in it.

Happy Pigs Pewter Salt & Pepper Shakers are the cutest pigs you will ever see.  Don’t hog the salt and pepper or your guests may squeal for you to pass them around.

Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

Nothing says, “I am ready to party,” like this “It’s on, motherfuckers!” wall mounted bottle opener.  Is your house vibe more frat party than dinner party? Then this is the bottle opener for you.

Horror aficionados, never has drying your hands been so much fun! This blood-stained bath hand towel adds a touch of psychopathic class to any bathroom.

Wonder Machines Slow Dance Frame. If you want to give something unique, this is it. Give the phenomenon called persistence of vision to your valentine. Add a feather, leaf, flower, or anything else that will fit, and watch it dance in very slow motion within this frame.