Cutting pizza isn’t traditionally the manliest of activities… but that’s all about to change, thanks to this ax-shaped pizza cutter. Don your best flannel shirt, comb your moustache and get ready to chop

Need a wine bottle stopper?  Add Sir and Mrs. Perky novelty bottle stoppers to your wine cabinet and watch your guests’ faces the first time you use them.  Many men will know that drinking too much can lead to deterioration in performance, but not for this guy! Sir Perky is the corkscrew that can screw all night, no matter how much you have drunk. What a champion.  Mrs. Perky is not doing too badly either.

Yellow-gold Grillz set. This is one size fits all, removable and reusable.

The Wine Rack Booze Bra holds 25 oz of your favorite drink. Adjustable straps make it comfortable while packing the drinks and the girls.

This skull lamp has to be the coolest lamp ever. You only see it when it is turned “on” and it illuminates well. Eyes not included.

Want to serenade your neighbors for love or war?  The Gammon Percussion Full-Size 5-piece drum set will keep them on their toes.  With five drums, cymbals, sticks, and even a stool, it has everything you need to annoy the hell out of Dave and Susie next door.  Or if you feel energetic, you can start your own rock band.

Colorado Inflatable Pontoon Boat is 9′ long and weighs 75 pounds. It’s portable, convenient, and durable. Get close to water with this nice little floater.

This finger-shaped USB flash drive is likely the only time you can give someone the finger and get away with it. With 8 GB of storage and a very low price, this finger is one you will want to take with you. Freak out your friends when you place into your computer.