We don’t skinny dip we chunky dunk sign for your pool area. Also, would be good for decorating your lakefront home or even a garage.

This super realistic grunting pig hand puppet is proof that modern day hand puppets are simply cool. You have total control over the snout and mouth, and the response to it.  So, use this puppet in a fun way to offer a new perspective on bacon.

This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

Throw a match in the firepit and grab your cooler while you and friends watch the big game on this massive projector screen.  It stores away nicely in a bag when not in use.

The PawHut, a fleece-lined, comfortable little house for your small pet. The material is chew-proof, cozy, and has a heated floor.

A door mat for the neighbor that always seems to ring the bell at the wrong time. Use this mat and see what happens. Or better yet, set it out before the ex arrives.

Want to serenade your neighbors for love or war?  The Gammon Percussion Full-Size 5-piece drum set will keep them on their toes.  With five drums, cymbals, sticks, and even a stool, it has everything you need to annoy the hell out of Dave and Susie next door.  Or if you feel energetic, you can start your own rock band.

2.2L Water Filled Dumbell. Portable, easy to pack, for a workout where ever you may be. This eco-friendly water jug will give you a little over 5 pounds of weight to lift, and then 2 liters of water to drink afterwards.