This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

Just follow this cool Old Diner-Style Kitchen Sign and see what awaits at the dining table. If it happens to be good, too, then it is a win-win for everyone. Except the cook, who is probably tired of feeding everyone.

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

Meet Vince, the cardboard skull. Have fun putting this model together, which is made from recycled cardboard. Brain and eyes are not included.

A witty coffee mug for the prankster in your family. Coffee makes many do it, so watch out for the kiss.

Watch out old Beanie Baby collectors, there is a new doll on the market.  This plush domo devil doll is stuffed for wicked fun, collecting, and just sitting on your desk as a stress reducer.  The horny little guy is only 6″ tall, but manages to make pitch forks look cute.  That is a hell of a feat by itself.

The Orb Levitating/ Floating Wireless bluetooth speaker is out of this world. It spins above its magnetic base, increasing 3D sounds around the room. Having bluetooth functionality, it pars easily with any smartphone or tablet.

Vector Robot with Alexa onboard. This robot is alive and engages with sight, sound, and touch. Through your wifi, it will control smart home devices such as thermostats, lights, and speakers. Ask it to take your photo or set your clock.