This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

Happy Pigs Pewter Salt & Pepper Shakers are the cutest pigs you will ever see.  Don’t hog the salt and pepper or your guests may squeal for you to pass them around.

Cut through pizza like an Olympic cyclist through city center gridlocks with this bicycle pizza cutter. Both of its stainless steel wheels cut through even the thickest crust, and it even comes with a kickstand for proud display in your kitchen.   Horn and basket sold separately!

Himalayan Sea Crystal Salt Rock Lamp. Hand picked and hand-carved, making each one of them unique. Let this rock light up your night.

Having this GIANT Swan pool float certainly beats a hard bench beside the water.  Sit on it, lay on it, jump on it, swim away.  Unfortunately, the model is not included.

Have you always wanted a tattoo but was afraid of the commitment to it?  Here’s a chance to make a nice looking temporary one to see what it’s like.

5tep up and take two shots – from your 50 caliber shot glasses. This set of two glasses holds 2 ounces each. Believe it or not, they are made of ceramic.

Life has time and again shown us that the best ways to deal with our problems are with humor and wine. This set of four reusable wine caps will keep your wine and humor fresh with their durable design.   With amusing labels, like ‘rough day’ and ‘wine not?’ they will even work with the bottle upside down!