This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

Never fumble with your phone or touch-sensitive earbuds again. The Chubby Buttons Bluetooth music remote features big buttons to control your tunes even when wearing gloves or mittens. It is waterproof and works with any smart phone or device. Wear it on your arm, or stick it to your shower wall.

With the Modway Siesta outdoor wicker canopy bed, afternoon naps will never be the same! This outdoor canopy bed brings a Mediterranean vibe to your patio.  Adjust the cover to prevent falling asleep and waking up pink as a lobster.  Lie down, close your eyes, and listen closely, imagining  the waves crash at your feet.

No Soliciting Sign. Large, funny, and all-inclusive. Great for your home or office.

Lighten the craziness going on around us with this amusing plague pass. Store you vaccine card inside without having to bend it as with a wallet.

Yellow-gold Grillz set. This is one size fits all, removable and reusable.

The Amazon Echo is your personal assistant when you do not have one.  Play music. Order Pizza.  Call a friend.  All of this, while never leaving the sofa or using your telephone.  Don’t you wish work were this easy?

LED and Solar Powered Wind chmes. It spins, changes colors, charges itself, sounds good, and makes your patio romantic.