Are you going to be standing around with friends and enjoying your beer? No need to have to grab another when you can just wear a 6-pack around your waist.

This Albert Einstein Paperclip Holder is as genius as the man it represents.  The magnetic bald head provides a good contact surface for the paperclip wig you are likely to create on it.  This is a great gift idea for an office or teacher friend.

LED and Solar Powered Wind chmes. It spins, changes colors, charges itself, sounds good, and makes your patio romantic.

This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

Enzo eBikes Electric Folding Aluminum Bicycle with Lithium-Ion Battery. Pedal awhile, coast awhile, then fold it up and put it away. Or carry it.

Day Of The Dead Aqua And Purple Sugar Skull Coin Bank. This dude is hand sculpted and hand painted. Coins are easily removed when the plug is removed from the bottom.

Lester’s Fixins Outrageous Wild Crazy Unique Flavor Soda Sampler Pack. Pour me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Yep, these Made in the USA sodas are like food in a bottle.

Whatever, I’m late anyway!  This is the perfect clock for those who don’t keep up with time.  It’s also a perfect gift for a co-worker.