A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

Tech Tools Hands Cellphone Holder. These helping hands will help out with a variety of cellphone brands and gaming devices. Lightweight, but heavy enough to securely hold your device. Perfect for a desktop.

Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

21″ x 3.5″ Black Mammoth 48 Fat Spokes Front Wheel for Harley-Davidson Dual Disc. Wouldn’t you like to put these on your bike?

LED and Solar Powered Wind chmes. It spins, changes colors, charges itself, sounds good, and makes your patio romantic.

No one wants to be that guy holding up the roadtrip or stopping the dinner party because they’ve lost their keys or phone or wallet.  With the Tile Phone Finder, those days are over thanks to this neat, tiny Bluetooth-enabled tracker which you can attach to anything valuable and locate with the simple app.  And, it is a 4 pack, so use them as needed.

Ask-hole. Is your office filled with people who constantly ask your opinion, but still do it their way? Yet, we have to help them, or they will think we are ass-holes.

This book of 30 Years of Album Covers will give you something to do for a year or two. Take a walk down music lane as you relive 30 years of history and evolution of music and album art.