See how long it takes co-workers to avoid you after they see your new Creepy Face coffee mug. This is weird! The guy in the photo looks like he is either holding his breath or needs to piss.

Cut through pizza like an Olympic cyclist through city center gridlocks with this bicycle pizza cutter. Both of its stainless steel wheels cut through even the thickest crust, and it even comes with a kickstand for proud display in your kitchen.   Horn and basket sold separately!

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

No Soliciting Sign. Large, funny, and all-inclusive. Great for your home or office.

The Orb Levitating/ Floating Wireless bluetooth speaker is out of this world. It spins above its magnetic base, increasing 3D sounds around the room. Having bluetooth functionality, it pars easily with any smartphone or tablet.

Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

This Folding Solar Kit will charge a car battery in 40 minutes. Use it to charge your cell phone, laptop or other accessories. The perfect piece for your “bug-out” kit.

The Heated Razor by Gillette brings back the days of barbershop shaves. It heats up in 3 minutes, has a swivel head, and delivers a soothing shave. It’s also waterproof.