A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

Most people’s taxidermy art is a deer or elk or other wildlife hanging on the wall.  This flat-packed cardboard longhorn head taxidermy art is easy to assemble and makes a standout eye-catcher without the eye-watering price.  While there is no meat to eat from the longhorn, there are also not any meat processing fees.

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

A witty coffee mug for the prankster in your family. Coffee makes many do it, so watch out for the kiss.

Need a wine bottle stopper?  Add Sir and Mrs. Perky novelty bottle stoppers to your wine cabinet and watch your guests’ faces the first time you use them.  Many men will know that drinking too much can lead to deterioration in performance, but not for this guy! Sir Perky is the corkscrew that can screw all night, no matter how much you have drunk. What a champion.  Mrs. Perky is not doing too badly either.

The Drak Soyouz Matt Sand helmet provides an eerie but interesting nostalgic look for bike riders. Watch heads turn as you cruise the highway in this mystic-looking brain saver.

Hanging Cacoon Tent allows you to relax in comfort and feel a sense of freedom as you dangle above the ground. Enjoy the outdoors from indoors.

This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.