This life-like Saw Mask is made of Environmental Friendly PVC and is non-toxic without any harm fto the body. It’s creepy to look at even here.

Have trouble remembering passwords and other things?  This unique logbook is the perfect place to record all the shit you can’t remember. Why do you need this? In the age of the hacker, this password keeper lets you create unique and difficult passwords for each website and log in with ease! Stop writing your passwords down on sticky notes and use this little book.

The Heated Razor by Gillette brings back the days of barbershop shaves. It heats up in 3 minutes, has a swivel head, and delivers a soothing shave. It’s also waterproof.

When you need someone to listen, but aren’t ready for questions, this Plush “Silent” Pillow will make a great companion for those difficult times.  He is large enough to lean on, but quiet enough to listen.  All hugs are free and without judgement.

See how long it takes co-workers to avoid you after they see your new Creepy Face coffee mug. This is weird! The guy in the photo looks like he is either holding his breath or needs to piss.

Made in Milwaukee, WI, like some of the best beer, this all leather bicycle beer carrier keeps your brew secure while riding to the party. Or just riding.

If you can bear owning a stuffed animal that is 6′ tall, this giant Teddy Bear might make a thoughtful gift  for your child or loved one. He’s big enough to hug, hide behind, or act as a sofa and even a bed.  He’s adorable enough to be a gift for your wife or daughter.  Imagine having to drive down the highway with this guy in the passenger seat!

These Symphonized NRG Premium geniune wood noise-isolating headphones deliver a sweet sound, and include a microphone for convenient speaking.  They are available in three different sizes so you can find your comfort zone.  Forget the uncomfortable plastic ones, and give these stylish wooden ones a try today.