A must read book for parents, Toddlers are A-holes: It’s Not Your Fault, is a laugh out loud guide that reminds us that our little angels go through a period of being the most annoying creatures on the planet. Laugh your way through it and try not to cry.  Most of all, don’t make your little one cry while you are laughing out loud.  Because remember: sometimes they are a-holes.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

Drive your car as far as you can, then pull this set of wheels from the trunk. At only 66 pounds, this scooter folds to a compact size, has LED lights, a strong motor, and four wheels.

In the days of hands-free everything, why not a hands-free umbrella? Perfect for fishing, gardening, walking dogs, or just having a drink while grilling. It has a 36″ diameter and folds.

Enzo eBikes Electric Folding Aluminum Bicycle with Lithium-Ion Battery. Pedal awhile, coast awhile, then fold it up and put it away. Or carry it.

Brass studio light with wood legs that stands over 70″ tall. Beautifully handcrafted wood legs with brass light and hardware.

Chop Sabers Chop Sticks are compact enough to carry in your pocket or purse, and cool enough to use in public. Be the light…er, life….of the party.

Water Balloon Launcher. There’s nothing like a good water balloon fight during a barbeque, and the team with one of these will be the winner. Launch the included balloons up to 500 yards.