This “My Bad” excuse pad was made for men. So, men, you might as well have some excuses already printed in which you can just check the appropriate boxes. Because you know it is your fault. Or give them to your partner and let them score you.

This Archaic but cool wrist watch will have people beginning conversations while you are trying to eat your lunch. This is what you get when style, art, metal, electricity, and Frankenstein all come together….and wrap around your wrist.

This suspicious looking briefcase is not loaded with loot from a bank heist. Pop it open and let the vinyl records of your collection start the party. It will even plug into your PC’s USB port. Multiple styles and colors available.

This Folding Solar Kit will charge a car battery in 40 minutes. Use it to charge your cell phone, laptop or other accessories. The perfect piece for your “bug-out” kit.

White teak wood round accent table for living room or bedroom. Unique and cool. No these are not cigarettes.

You no longer have to force that last brew down or pour it out. Simply seal with a reusable beer saver cap, and finish it tomorrow.

Roasted Crickets (1/2 lb.) resealable bag. Raised and made in Portland, OR. Want alternative protein, amino acids, and B12 sources? These will do it, and you won’t even hear them chirp.

WTF Is My Password. This 160-page internet password logbook is the perfect gag gift for the one in your life who cannot remember their passwords. Please note that you may have to help them remember where they hid this book.