• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
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  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
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  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

You Have to F*cking EAT! A Book For Parents of Picky Eaters

Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

$4.00

Parents of picky eaters - we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes. Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

  • KooWheel Electric Roller Skate – Now Anyone Can Skate

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    $499.99

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  • Metal Fisherman Wine Bottle Holder

    Fishing, reading, and wine – all have a common theme: relaxation. Combine the three and you have this metal fisherman wine bottle holder.  This metal useful art piece comes complete with rod, pail, and what I would call a hardcover book. Wine not take a look?

    $25.00

    via Amazon

  • Drak Soyouz Matt Sand Helmet

    The Drak Soyouz Matt Sand helmet provides an eerie but interesting nostalgic look for bike riders. Watch heads turn as you cruise the highway in this mystic-looking brain saver.

    $269.99

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  • Albert Einstein Paperclip Holder

    This Albert Einstein Paperclip Holder is as genius as the man it represents.  The magnetic bald head provides a good contact surface for the paperclip wig you are likely to create on it.  This is a great gift idea for an office or teacher friend.

    $8.97

    Amazon

  • Meet Vince – The Cardboard Skull Head

    Meet Vince, the cardboard skull. Have fun putting this model together, which is made from recycled cardboard. Brain and eyes are not included.

    $39.95

    via Amazon

  • Concealment Vent

    Concealment Vent. Hide your firearm or valuables in plain site in this vent-appearing compartment. It’s easy to install and easy to access.

    $35

  • Illuminated Keyboard – Never Miss Another Key!

    This illuminated keyboard is perfect for gamers and night time keyboard warriors. Every key on it has a light under it. It’s like Braille but with lights.

    $40

    via Amazon

  • 21″ x 3.5″ Black Mammoth 48 Fat Spokes

    21″ x 3.5″ Black Mammoth 48 Fat Spokes Front Wheel for Harley-Davidson Dual Disc. Wouldn’t you like to put these on your bike?

    $300

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