You Have to F*cking EAT! A Book For Parents of Picky Eaters
Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes. Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.
$4.00
Parents of picky eaters - we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes. Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.
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Hemlock Wooden Barrel Sauna
This RDX 4-6 Persons Hemlock Wooden Barrel Sauna utilizes a Harvia Sauna Electrical Heater and Sauna Stove for simplicity, yet comfort. Be sure to set it up properly – you wouldn’t want a time of relaxation to be interrupted by rolling down a hill.
$3,580
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Cardboard Rhino Taxidermy 3D Puzzle
Want a trophy rhino head for your office without the stigma of hunting? Of course you do. Obviously, this recycled cardboard DIY rhino head says ‘I’m a badass but I still care about the environment’, so everyone’s a winner. Hang this cardboard rhino taxidermy 3d puzzle on your wall today!
$30.00
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3D Dragon Table Lamp
This very cool Dragon lamp emits enough ambient light to make your fantasy lover feel safe in the dark. Ideal for a nightlight or just a conversation piece.
$31
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Donald Trump Chia Pet
Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.
$56
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Snap Camera – Quicker Than a Drive-Thru Burger Joint
Polaroid has taken the printer out of the equation with their Snap camera. Instant tangible photos are at your fingertips except, unlike the ’70’s, they are digital.
$89.00
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DOT Robot
Dot is a real robot for kids ages 6 and up that makes learning coding fun and easy. Use smart phone to transform it into hundreds of different toys and objects.
$89.99
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Metal Golfer Wine Bottle Cover
The metal golfer wine bottle cover is a nice gift for the golfer in your family. Sculpted with metal and small welds, this wine bottle cover is truly a decorative work of art, as well as a neat conversational piece for your home. Grab a bottle of wine, but do not make much noise. You must know the cardinal rule on a golf course is silence.
$29.99
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Wine/ Water Glass Carafe with Oak Stopper
A hand-blown glass carafe with oak stopper makes a statement when you pour water or wine. Enjoy your wine, but don’t let the round stopper get away from you! Certainly, do not try to serve it on a ping pong table.
$26.99









