• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

You Have to F*cking EAT! A Book For Parents of Picky Eaters

Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

$4.00

Parents of picky eaters - we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes. Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

  • Finger-Shaped USB Flash Drive – 8 GB of Extra Storage

    This finger-shaped USB flash drive is likely the only time you can give someone the finger and get away with it. With 8 GB of storage and a very low price, this finger is one you will want to take with you. Freak out your friends when you place into your computer.

    $6

    via Amazon

  • My Bad Excuse Pad…Everyone Needs One, Especially Men

    This “My Bad” excuse pad was made for men. So, men, you might as well have some excuses already printed in which you can just check the appropriate boxes. Because you know it is your fault. Or give them to your partner and let them score you.

    $15

    via Amazon

  • Thinking Gorilla Listening to Music Oil Painting

    Thinking Gorilla Listening to Music oil painting. This large 24″ x 32″ oil painting will be a nice looking and intersting wall décor for any room.

    $55

    via Amazon

  • Cool Black Foil Poker Playing Cards

    Cool Black Foil Poker Playing Cards. These high quality, blacked-out cards are flexible, waterproof, and just downright cool. Great for any card game and they fit in a waterproof reusable box.

    $5

  • 3D Moving Face Pictures

    These photos will certainly have people talking at your Halloween party as the eyes track them around the room.  Frames included.

    $15

  • Bloody Bath Shower Curtain

    This bloody bath shower curtain is a necessity if you are planning to reenact your favorite horror movie, or if you just want to give your guests something else to think about while they are sitting on the toilet.  Have you ever looked behind a shower curtain while sitting on a toilet?  This one will make you look.

    $13.98

    via Amazon

  • Old Diner-Style Kitchen Sign

    Just follow this cool Old Diner-Style Kitchen Sign and see what awaits at the dining table. If it happens to be good, too, then it is a win-win for everyone. Except the cook, who is probably tired of feeding everyone.

    $25

    via Amazon

  • 3D Dragon Table Lamp

    This very cool Dragon lamp emits enough ambient light to make your fantasy lover feel safe in the dark.  Ideal for a nightlight or just a conversation piece.

    $31