• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

You Have to F*cking EAT! A Book For Parents of Picky Eaters

Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

$4.00

Parents of picky eaters - we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes. Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

  • Glow-In-The-Dark Beer Pong Set

    Glow-In-The-Dark Beer Pong Set. Set includes everything needed to play – 12 green cups, 12 blue cups, glowing balls and charger – except the brew.

    $26

  • Snuggle Pillow for Men…When Your Woman is Away

    When your wife or girlfriend is away, and you just can’t sleep because you lost your snuggle buddy, this pillow may help. Ok, so it doesn’t look quite like her, but the room is dark and you are only trying to sleep.

    $27.85

    via Amazon

  • Wonder Machine Slow Dance Live Frame

    Wonder Machines Slow Dance Frame. If you want to give something unique, this is it. Give the phenomenon called persistence of vision to your valentine. Add a feather, leaf, flower, or anything else that will fit, and watch it dance in very slow motion within this frame.

    $350

  • Teak Wood Round Accent Table – Unique, Contemporary, and Cool

    White teak wood round accent table for living room or bedroom. Unique and cool. No these are not cigarettes.

    $98

  • Automatic Potato Peeler with French Fry Cutter

    Get your potato peeling and french fry cutting to the next level with this duo. The potatoes are peeled electrically and then you choose which set of blades you want to use for the french fry cutter. Want the potato peeled faster? Press the red button.

    $39.99

    via Amazon

  • Yotsuba Action Figure with Moving Parts

    This Mini Yotsuba Action Figure features moving joints and is available in a variety of colors. It would make a nice piece for your desk.

    $13

    via Amazon

  • MagBand Magnetic Wristband For Holding Screws and Tools

    The MagBand magnetic wristband is the perfect “extra hand” for the working man or woman. Keep your nails, screws, or bits close to your working hands instead of in your pocket. Or, wrap it around your belt and hang small tools from it.

    $11

    via Amazon

  • Metal Cat Wine Stopper

    Are you the crazy cat lady in your neighborhood?  Need to destress?  Still love those pesky felines?  Look no further than this metal cat face wine stopper to cheer you on through a whole bottle in one sitting.

    $18.96

    via Amazon