• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

You Have to F*cking EAT! A Book For Parents of Picky Eaters

Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

$4.00

Parents of picky eaters - we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes. Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

  • Black Waterproof Rain Boot Shoe Cover

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  • Sandwich Maker – Cook Two at One Time

    This dual breakfast sandwich maker is perfect for knocking out breakfast for two at one time. Or maybe you just can’t decide which kind of sandwich you want, so you make one of each?

    $37.99

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  • MagBand Magnetic Wristband For Holding Screws and Tools

    The MagBand magnetic wristband is the perfect “extra hand” for the working man or woman. Keep your nails, screws, or bits close to your working hands instead of in your pocket. Or, wrap it around your belt and hang small tools from it.

    $11

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  • The PawHut – a Heated Pet House

    The PawHut, a fleece-lined, comfortable little house for your small pet. The material is chew-proof, cozy, and has a heated floor.

    $58

  • Glowbowl Motion Activated Toilet Nightlight

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    $11.40

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  • Crazy Cart

    Razor Crazy Cart. 24 volt electric drifting machine has variable speeds and can reach speeds up to 12 mph.

    $349

  • Fred & Friends CHEESY GRIN Bread Cutter

    Fred & Friends Cheesy Grin bread cutter have made helping momma in the kitchen fun for your little ones.  It’ll stamp eyes and a grinning mouth out of your slice to make your sandwich come to life!  Say cheese before you cut it.

    $14.03

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  • Colorful Norwood Commercial Stack Stools

    The colorful Norwood Commercial Stack Stools will provide quick seating for your home or classroom.  Lightweight, contemporary and full of purpose when you need them.  You can stick them in a storage closet when you don’t.

    $46.21

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