• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

You Have to F*cking EAT! A Book For Parents of Picky Eaters

Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

$4.00

Parents of picky eaters - we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes. Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

  • Hemlock Wooden Barrel Sauna

    This RDX 4-6 Persons Hemlock Wooden Barrel Sauna utilizes a Harvia Sauna Electrical Heater and Sauna Stove for simplicity, yet comfort. Be sure to set it up properly – you wouldn’t want a time of relaxation to be interrupted by rolling down a hill.

    $3,580

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  • Cardboard Rhino Taxidermy 3D Puzzle

    Want a trophy rhino head for your office without the stigma of hunting? Of course you do. Obviously, this recycled cardboard DIY rhino head says ‘I’m a badass but I still care about the environment’, so everyone’s a winner.  Hang this cardboard rhino taxidermy 3d puzzle on your wall today!

    $30.00

    via Amazon

  • 3D Dragon Table Lamp

    This very cool Dragon lamp emits enough ambient light to make your fantasy lover feel safe in the dark.  Ideal for a nightlight or just a conversation piece.

    $31

  • Donald Trump Chia Pet

    Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

    $56

  • Snap Camera – Quicker Than a Drive-Thru Burger Joint

    Polaroid has taken the printer out of the equation with their Snap camera. Instant tangible photos are at your fingertips except, unlike the ’70’s, they are digital.

    $89.00

    via Amazon

  • DOT Robot

    Dot is a real robot for kids ages 6 and up that makes learning coding fun and easy. Use smart phone to transform it into hundreds of different toys and objects.

    $89.99

    via Amazon

  • Metal Golfer Wine Bottle Cover

    The metal golfer wine bottle cover is a nice gift for the golfer in your family.  Sculpted with metal and small welds, this wine bottle cover is truly a decorative work of art, as well as a neat conversational piece for your home.   Grab a bottle of wine, but do not make much noise.  You must know the cardinal rule on a golf course is silence.

    $29.99

    via Amazon

  • Wine/ Water Glass Carafe with Oak Stopper

    A hand-blown glass carafe with oak stopper makes a statement when you pour water or wine.   Enjoy your wine, but don’t let the round stopper get away from you!  Certainly, do not try to serve it on a ping pong table.

    $26.99

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