For the Zombie lovers in your family, see how long the cookies will last in this cookie jar.

Perfect for any cheese hog is this hedgehog cheese grater which will wow your dinner guests. Your friends never thought they could be jealous of a cheese grater. Your friends were wrong, and proving so is all too satisfying.

Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

Cowboys and dominatrices rejoice – finally your wild boot collection can be tamed! The Boot Butler Boot Rack hangs from your clothes rail and can hold 5 pairs of boots.  The boots keep their shape, and using the Boot Butler frees up closet space.  This should make you kick your heels together…unless they are already hanging.

A must read book for parents, Toddlers are A-holes: It’s Not Your Fault, is a laugh out loud guide that reminds us that our little angels go through a period of being the most annoying creatures on the planet. Laugh your way through it and try not to cry.  Most of all, don’t make your little one cry while you are laughing out loud.  Because remember: sometimes they are a-holes.

A hand-blown glass carafe with oak stopper makes a statement when you pour water or wine.   Enjoy your wine, but don’t let the round stopper get away from you!  Certainly, do not try to serve it on a ping pong table.

Gag Gift Canned Meat Combo Pack of 4- Creamed Possum, Armadillo, Dillo and Squirrel! Made with the freshest roadkill. Don’t let this gag gift gag you.

21″ x 3.5″ Black Mammoth 48 Fat Spokes Front Wheel for Harley-Davidson Dual Disc. Wouldn’t you like to put these on your bike?