No one wants to be that guy holding up the roadtrip or stopping the dinner party because they’ve lost their keys or phone or wallet.  With the Tile Phone Finder, those days are over thanks to this neat, tiny Bluetooth-enabled tracker which you can attach to anything valuable and locate with the simple app.  And, it is a 4 pack, so use them as needed.

Survival 16 in 1 MultiTool. This baby is small enough to fit in a glove box, purse, or back pocket, but big enough to tackle almost anything. It’s a hammer. It’s a hatchet. Pliars, knife, file, bottle opener, saw, and more.

The Original Moving Rorschach Inkblot Mask. This cool spandex mask temperature-sensitive to the heat of your breath. Manipulate the ink pattern with directional breathing.

The Varram Pet Fitness Robot is an interactive tool for your pet. Set the controls and task parameters with the smart phone app, and let this entertain your dog while you are away. If will dispense treats along the way.

This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.

This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

You no longer have to force that last brew down or pour it out. Simply seal with a reusable beer saver cap, and finish it tomorrow.

Bamboo Wooden watch with a leather wristband. Lightweight, comfortable, and stylish.