This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.

When you need someone to listen, but aren’t ready for questions, this Plush “Silent” Pillow will make a great companion for those difficult times.  He is large enough to lean on, but quiet enough to listen.  All hugs are free and without judgement.

Paws Aboard Pup Steps. Easy to install and easy to remove when not in use. These steps are strong, yet lightweight and have a non-slip surface.

A hand-blown glass carafe with oak stopper makes a statement when you pour water or wine.   Enjoy your wine, but don’t let the round stopper get away from you!  Certainly, do not try to serve it on a ping pong table.

1/7 Scale AWD Supercar…that says enough. This remote controlled car reaches speeds of 100 mph and is over 2′ long! Hold on tight when drive, and when you buy!

Dinner tables are the classic setting for family drama, but death? That’s a new one for us. This hilarious crime scene hot pot holder protects your table with the imprint of a victim.

Hamburger beanbag chair. Sharp, detailed print on this bag and will support the weight of an adult. Hold the pickles!

This suspicious looking briefcase is not loaded with loot from a bank heist. Pop it open and let the vinyl records of your collection start the party. It will even plug into your PC’s USB port. Multiple styles and colors available.