Nothing says, “I am ready to party,” like this “It’s on, motherfuckers!” wall mounted bottle opener.  Is your house vibe more frat party than dinner party? Then this is the bottle opener for you.

This sleek pi-shaped bench is made from teak wood, which means it’s water proof. Jazz up your living room, classroom or office with this cool, artistic piece of furniture.

This We Do Not Have Wifi sign reminds me of how young people will sit beside each other and text instead of just talk.  Adults, too, for that matter.  Long gone are the days of handwritten letters, interesting conversations, and genuine “laugh out louds”.  Stamps will soon be a thing of the past.  Remember when they were only a few pennies?  It’s  okay to talk to each other – pretend it’s 1995.

Glowbowl Motion Activated Toilet nightlight. Select from 7 LED colors with just the press of a button. Fits all toilets. Makes it so easy a man could do it.

This suspicious looking briefcase is not loaded with loot from a bank heist. Pop it open and let the vinyl records of your collection start the party. It will even plug into your PC’s USB port. Multiple styles and colors available.

Fishing, reading, and wine – all have a common theme: relaxation. Combine the three and you have this metal fisherman wine bottle holder.  This metal useful art piece comes complete with rod, pail, and what I would call a hardcover book. Wine not take a look?

Football season is almost over, but this ‘Merica Mullet Drinking Hat can still be worn around the house. Summer yard work will be more fun and results will be interesting. Keep it loaded.

The Wine Rack Booze Bra holds 25 oz of your favorite drink. Adjustable straps make it comfortable while packing the drinks and the girls.