See how long it takes co-workers to avoid you after they see your new Creepy Face coffee mug. This is weird! The guy in the photo looks like he is either holding his breath or needs to piss.

The metal golfer wine bottle cover is a nice gift for the golfer in your family.  Sculpted with metal and small welds, this wine bottle cover is truly a decorative work of art, as well as a neat conversational piece for your home.   Grab a bottle of wine, but do not make much noise.  You must know the cardinal rule on a golf course is silence.

These novelty hoodies are printed in 3D for realistic representation and come in a variety of different images. Wear this particular one while walking down the sidewalk and you will be able to tell by the stares that this is realistic printing.

Roasted Crickets (1/2 lb.) resealable bag. Raised and made in Portland, OR. Want alternative protein, amino acids, and B12 sources? These will do it, and you won’t even hear them chirp.

Cool Black Foil Poker Playing Cards. These high quality, blacked-out cards are flexible, waterproof, and just downright cool. Great for any card game and they fit in a waterproof reusable box.

There are times when only wine will suffice. For such times, no ordinary coaster can accompany your large glass of ‘medicine’.  The Vino Please Set of 4 Wine Coasters not only get bonus points for being natural and biodegradable for all Earth lovers, they give you something to read while you are sipping. Be careful not spill your drink while sipping and reading.

These photos will certainly have people talking at your Halloween party as the eyes track them around the room.  Frames included.

Cutting pizza isn’t traditionally the manliest of activities… but that’s all about to change, thanks to this ax-shaped pizza cutter. Don your best flannel shirt, comb your moustache and get ready to chop