This suspicious looking briefcase is not loaded with loot from a bank heist. Pop it open and let the vinyl records of your collection start the party. It will even plug into your PC’s USB port. Multiple styles and colors available.

Watch out old Beanie Baby collectors, there is a new doll on the market.  This plush domo devil doll is stuffed for wicked fun, collecting, and just sitting on your desk as a stress reducer.  The horny little guy is only 6″ tall, but manages to make pitch forks look cute.  That is a hell of a feat by itself.

Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

This 10 lb bag of Natural Soy Wax should make a few candles for you, or water-proof a few thousand matches. I would rather make the candles.

The Heated Razor by Gillette brings back the days of barbershop shaves. It heats up in 3 minutes, has a swivel head, and delivers a soothing shave. It’s also waterproof.

Bluetooth Beanie Hat. Unisex, one-size fits most. Builtin speakers and microphone allow you to listen to music or use cellphone while keeping your head warm.

While wine is a simple, elegant pleasure, keeping open bottles fresh has always been a pain. These silver stainless steel heart bottle stoppers will keep the vino in shape and glam up your fridge or rack.

I hate cats and this one already looks pissed off sitting in his Cowboy Kitty Cat Clothes. Maybe your cat will look a little cuter in it.