Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

Give your little house dog some privacy with this pet teepee. Hopefully, he will not think this means he’s nomadic.

Lester’s Fixins Outrageous Wild Crazy Unique Flavor Soda Sampler Pack. Pour me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Yep, these Made in the USA sodas are like food in a bottle.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

Cabin Porn: Inspiration For Your Quiet Place Somewhere. Rural escapes for those yearning for a simpler existence, by the creators of the wildly popular Instagram account Cabin Porn.

This dual breakfast sandwich maker is perfect for knocking out breakfast for two at one time. Or maybe you just can’t decide which kind of sandwich you want, so you make one of each?

Dinosaur Taco Holders will turn your ordinary taco into a Jurassic Park taco! This prehistoric Mexican marvel will entertain your kids while they eat.

Having this GIANT Swan pool float certainly beats a hard bench beside the water.  Sit on it, lay on it, jump on it, swim away.  Unfortunately, the model is not included.