This Albert Einstein Paperclip Holder is as genius as the man it represents.  The magnetic bald head provides a good contact surface for the paperclip wig you are likely to create on it.  This is a great gift idea for an office or teacher friend.

This pressurized growler is must-have any homebrewer. Fill it up with your favorite craft brew, place it in the fridge, and enjoy. It works like a keg, but without all the hoses and other tanks.

WTF Is My Password. This 160-page internet password logbook is the perfect gag gift for the one in your life who cannot remember their passwords. Please note that you may have to help them remember where they hid this book.

Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

Float ‘N’ Grill Portable Propane grill. This Made in the USA floating grill contains cupholders and an easily removed grease tray. No need to leave the water now.

This illuminated keyboard is perfect for gamers and night time keyboard warriors. Every key on it has a light under it. It’s like Braille but with lights.

Roasted Crickets (1/2 lb.) resealable bag. Raised and made in Portland, OR. Want alternative protein, amino acids, and B12 sources? These will do it, and you won’t even hear them chirp.