The Original Moving Rorschach Inkblot Mask. This cool spandex mask temperature-sensitive to the heat of your breath. Manipulate the ink pattern with directional breathing.

See how long it takes co-workers to avoid you after they see your new Creepy Face coffee mug. This is weird! The guy in the photo looks like he is either holding his breath or needs to piss.

Cutting pizza isn’t traditionally the manliest of activities… but that’s all about to change, thanks to this ax-shaped pizza cutter. Don your best flannel shirt, comb your moustache and get ready to chop

Nixon Men’s Rotolog Watch is certainly the watch of the future. Already worn by athletes and celebrities, this water-proof watch is priced for anyone’s budget.

This little stress relieving ball gets it all out for you. It’s a little nasty, but beats the effects of stress.

This super realistic grunting pig hand puppet is proof that modern day hand puppets are simply cool. You have total control over the snout and mouth, and the response to it.  So, use this puppet in a fun way to offer a new perspective on bacon.

Throw a match in the firepit and grab your cooler while you and friends watch the big game on this massive projector screen.  It stores away nicely in a bag when not in use.

Handheld Inkjet Printer. Get it done where it is needed instead of printing and then bringing the paper.