White velvet sheep ottoman. It won’t move and you can’t clip its wool, but you can look at it, sit on it, or put your feet on it without it running away.

Drive your car as far as you can, then pull this set of wheels from the trunk. At only 66 pounds, this scooter folds to a compact size, has LED lights, a strong motor, and four wheels.

Hamburger beanbag chair. Sharp, detailed print on this bag and will support the weight of an adult. Hold the pickles!

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shakers will look great on the table during your next barbeque. These ceramic pigs will give you as many conversations as they do use.

Creepy Cast Resin Phrenology Head Victorian Steampunk. Need I say more? This is a very cool gift idea and a conversational piece for your home or office. It’s free-standing, cold cast, and just stares at you.

This skull lamp has to be the coolest lamp ever. You only see it when it is turned “on” and it illuminates well. Eyes not included.

We don’t skinny dip we chunky dunk sign for your pool area. Also, would be good for decorating your lakefront home or even a garage.

A must read book for parents, Toddlers are A-holes: It’s Not Your Fault, is a laugh out loud guide that reminds us that our little angels go through a period of being the most annoying creatures on the planet. Laugh your way through it and try not to cry.  Most of all, don’t make your little one cry while you are laughing out loud.  Because remember: sometimes they are a-holes.