2 lbs and 450 pieces of pebbles, stones, and rocks. Use them to light your Zen garden, or to illuminate your aquarium. They are also cool sitting in a vase on a counter.

Survival 16 in 1 MultiTool. This baby is small enough to fit in a glove box, purse, or back pocket, but big enough to tackle almost anything. It’s a hammer. It’s a hatchet. Pliars, knife, file, bottle opener, saw, and more.

This HUD Heads Up Driving system projects your smart phone’s navigation system onto your windshield so you can see the road and get there on time. No more looking down means safer driving for smartphones and smart people.

Crazy Aaron’s Thinking Putty Made in the USA and never dries out. Thinking Putty is stretchable, bounceable, and sculptable. The best part – it’s made with the help of exceptional individuals who are challenged with intellectual, physical, and other disabilities.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

Cabin Porn: Inspiration For Your Quiet Place Somewhere. Rural escapes for those yearning for a simpler existence, by the creators of the wildly popular Instagram account Cabin Porn.

Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

Never fumble with your phone or touch-sensitive earbuds again. The Chubby Buttons Bluetooth music remote features big buttons to control your tunes even when wearing gloves or mittens. It is waterproof and works with any smart phone or device. Wear it on your arm, or stick it to your shower wall.