Drive your car as far as you can, then pull this set of wheels from the trunk. At only 66 pounds, this scooter folds to a compact size, has LED lights, a strong motor, and four wheels.

This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

These Symphonized NRG Premium geniune wood noise-isolating headphones deliver a sweet sound, and include a microphone for convenient speaking.  They are available in three different sizes so you can find your comfort zone.  Forget the uncomfortable plastic ones, and give these stylish wooden ones a try today.

Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

In the days of hands-free everything, why not a hands-free umbrella? Perfect for fishing, gardening, walking dogs, or just having a drink while grilling. It has a 36″ diameter and folds.

This Albert Einstein Paperclip Holder is as genius as the man it represents.  The magnetic bald head provides a good contact surface for the paperclip wig you are likely to create on it.  This is a great gift idea for an office or teacher friend.

Thinking Gorilla Listening to Music oil painting. This large 24″ x 32″ oil painting will be a nice looking and intersting wall décor for any room.

Handheld Inkjet Printer. Get it done where it is needed instead of printing and then bringing the paper.