Snap on some Lego’s during your coffee break while you are trying to snap out of the sleep you so badly want. Put a message on the mug and see if the boss notices it.

These novelty hoodies are printed in 3D for realistic representation and come in a variety of different images. Wear this particular one while walking down the sidewalk and you will be able to tell by the stares that this is realistic printing.

Morning Recovery Patent-Pending Hangover Prevention. Have a drink of one of these before your first alcohol drink, or in the middle of drinking, or right before you go to bed. The alcohol metabolizing enzymes detox the liver more quickly, which allows you to feel better faster.

There are plenty of cute, soft dolls in the world, and then there are ones like this Domo 12.5″ plush doll. This foot-high, angry looking plush doll is a hardy companion great for warding off evil spirits or small annoying siblings.

This suspicious looking briefcase is not loaded with loot from a bank heist. Pop it open and let the vinyl records of your collection start the party. It will even plug into your PC’s USB port. Multiple styles and colors available.

A must read book for parents, Toddlers are A-holes: It’s Not Your Fault, is a laugh out loud guide that reminds us that our little angels go through a period of being the most annoying creatures on the planet. Laugh your way through it and try not to cry.  Most of all, don’t make your little one cry while you are laughing out loud.  Because remember: sometimes they are a-holes.

This skull lamp has to be the coolest lamp ever. You only see it when it is turned “on” and it illuminates well. Eyes not included.