• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

Roasted Crickets in a Resealable Bag. Born, Bred, Cooked in the USA!

Roasted Crickets (1/2 lb.) resealable bag. Raised and made in Portland, OR. Want alternative protein, amino acids, and B12 sources? These will do it, and you won’t even hear them chirp.

$25

Roasted Crickets (1/2 lb.) resealable bag. Raised and made in Portland, OR. Want alternative protein, amino acids, and B12 sources? These will do it, and you won't even hear them chirp.

  • Harry Potter Trunk Collection

    Harry Potter, who has proven to be as persistent as Elvis, lives on! This 7-book Harry Potter Trunk Collection makes a great gift for all Harry Potter fans.

    $275

    via Amazon

  • Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter

    Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

    $5.840.00

    via Amazon

  • Prinker S Temporary Tattoo Device

    Have you always wanted a tattoo but was afraid of the commitment to it?  Here’s a chance to make a nice looking temporary one to see what it’s like.

    $289

  • Concealment Vent

    Concealment Vent. Hide your firearm or valuables in plain site in this vent-appearing compartment. It’s easy to install and easy to access.

    $35

  • Farting Butt Piggy Bank

    A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

    $15

    via Amazon

  • Blood-Stained Bath Hand Towel

    Horror aficionados, never has drying your hands been so much fun! This blood-stained bath hand towel adds a touch of psychopathic class to any bathroom.

    $9.10

    via Amazon

  • Another Motivational Book! Go the F— to Sleep!

    Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

    $12.35

    via Amazon

  • Temperature Controlled Smart Mug

    Ember Temperature Controlled Smart Mug. Wow! Is everything smart now? It certainly seems so. This smart coffee mug holds 10 ounces and is controlled from your smart phone with an app. That is some smart caffeine.

    $80