This “My Bad” excuse pad was made for men. So, men, you might as well have some excuses already printed in which you can just check the appropriate boxes. Because you know it is your fault. Or give them to your partner and let them score you.

This We Do Not Have Wifi sign reminds me of how young people will sit beside each other and text instead of just talk.  Adults, too, for that matter.  Long gone are the days of handwritten letters, interesting conversations, and genuine “laugh out louds”.  Stamps will soon be a thing of the past.  Remember when they were only a few pennies?  It’s  okay to talk to each other – pretend it’s 1995.

This bloody bath shower curtain is a necessity if you are planning to reenact your favorite horror movie, or if you just want to give your guests something else to think about while they are sitting on the toilet.  Have you ever looked behind a shower curtain while sitting on a toilet?  This one will make you look.

Gag Gift Canned Meat Combo Pack of 4- Creamed Possum, Armadillo, Dillo and Squirrel! Made with the freshest roadkill. Don’t let this gag gift gag you.

Biker Life USA You Would Be Loud Too T-Shirt. Biker enthusiast t-shirt with confident message. Have you ever really thought about how loud you might be? I haven’t either.

These Symphonized NRG Premium geniune wood noise-isolating headphones deliver a sweet sound, and include a microphone for convenient speaking.  They are available in three different sizes so you can find your comfort zone.  Forget the uncomfortable plastic ones, and give these stylish wooden ones a try today.

Having this GIANT Swan pool float certainly beats a hard bench beside the water.  Sit on it, lay on it, jump on it, swim away.  Unfortunately, the model is not included.

Perfect for any cheese hog is this hedgehog cheese grater which will wow your dinner guests. Your friends never thought they could be jealous of a cheese grater. Your friends were wrong, and proving so is all too satisfying.