Lester’s Fixins Outrageous Wild Crazy Unique Flavor Soda Sampler Pack. Pour me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Yep, these Made in the USA sodas are like food in a bottle.

If you can bear owning a stuffed animal that is 6′ tall, this giant Teddy Bear might make a thoughtful gift  for your child or loved one. He’s big enough to hug, hide behind, or act as a sofa and even a bed.  He’s adorable enough to be a gift for your wife or daughter.  Imagine having to drive down the highway with this guy in the passenger seat!

This dual breakfast sandwich maker is perfect for knocking out breakfast for two at one time. Or maybe you just can’t decide which kind of sandwich you want, so you make one of each?

White teak wood round accent table for living room or bedroom. Unique and cool. No these are not cigarettes.

High Road StashAway Console Car Trash Can with Lid. Keep your car and the highways clean.

Glowbowl Motion Activated Toilet nightlight. Select from 7 LED colors with just the press of a button. Fits all toilets. Makes it so easy a man could do it.

When your wife or girlfriend is away, and you just can’t sleep because you lost your snuggle buddy, this pillow may help. Ok, so it doesn’t look quite like her, but the room is dark and you are only trying to sleep.

This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.