Day Of The Dead Aqua And Purple Sugar Skull Coin Bank. This dude is hand sculpted and hand painted. Coins are easily removed when the plug is removed from the bottom.

Gag Gift Canned Meat Combo Pack of 4- Creamed Possum, Armadillo, Dillo and Squirrel! Made with the freshest roadkill. Don’t let this gag gift gag you.

Ask-hole. Is your office filled with people who constantly ask your opinion, but still do it their way? Yet, we have to help them, or they will think we are ass-holes.

We don’t skinny dip we chunky dunk sign for your pool area. Also, would be good for decorating your lakefront home or even a garage.

Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

This We Do Not Have Wifi sign reminds me of how young people will sit beside each other and text instead of just talk.  Adults, too, for that matter.  Long gone are the days of handwritten letters, interesting conversations, and genuine “laugh out louds”.  Stamps will soon be a thing of the past.  Remember when they were only a few pennies?  It’s  okay to talk to each other – pretend it’s 1995.

Brass studio light with wood legs that stands over 70″ tall. Beautifully handcrafted wood legs with brass light and hardware.

White velvet sheep ottoman. It won’t move and you can’t clip its wool, but you can look at it, sit on it, or put your feet on it without it running away.