This suspicious looking briefcase is not loaded with loot from a bank heist. Pop it open and let the vinyl records of your collection start the party. It will even plug into your PC’s USB port. Multiple styles and colors available.

Bestway 60022E SaluSpa Hawaii 71-Inch x 26-Inch 6 Person Outdoor Inflatable Hot Tub Spa with Air Jets, Pump, 2 Filter Cartridges, and Tub Cover. It’s portable, convenient, and warm for these cold nights.

Need a wine bottle stopper?  Add Sir and Mrs. Perky novelty bottle stoppers to your wine cabinet and watch your guests’ faces the first time you use them.  Many men will know that drinking too much can lead to deterioration in performance, but not for this guy! Sir Perky is the corkscrew that can screw all night, no matter how much you have drunk. What a champion.  Mrs. Perky is not doing too badly either.

Drive your car as far as you can, then pull this set of wheels from the trunk. At only 66 pounds, this scooter folds to a compact size, has LED lights, a strong motor, and four wheels.

Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

Dinosaur Taco Holders will turn your ordinary taco into a Jurassic Park taco! This prehistoric Mexican marvel will entertain your kids while they eat.

Are you going to be standing around with friends and enjoying your beer? No need to have to grab another when you can just wear a 6-pack around your waist.

Fishing, reading, and wine – all have a common theme: relaxation. Combine the three and you have this metal fisherman wine bottle holder.  This metal useful art piece comes complete with rod, pail, and what I would call a hardcover book. Wine not take a look?