This Public Toilet Survival Kit will give you the courage to do your business when you are away from home. Kit includes a toilet seat cover, two antiseptic wipes, and one pair of disposable latex gloves. You are not in this alone.

White teak wood round accent table for living room or bedroom. Unique and cool. No these are not cigarettes.

This life-like Saw Mask is made of Environmental Friendly PVC and is non-toxic without any harm fto the body. It’s creepy to look at even here.

If you are into cool fashion, you will love this Guy Fawkes bronze mask made famous by ‘V for Vendetta’. It is stylish yet creepy, cool yet wicked, and can serve the purpose of the party all on its own.  No need for other attire, unless you just want to spiff it up a bit.  Otherwise, just sit it on a lighted novelty shelf so people have something to talk about.  If you don’t like the bronze, click on the link and check out the other available colors.

No Soliciting Sign. Large, funny, and all-inclusive. Great for your home or office.

Fred & Friends Cheesy Grin bread cutter have made helping momma in the kitchen fun for your little ones.  It’ll stamp eyes and a grinning mouth out of your slice to make your sandwich come to life!  Say cheese before you cut it.

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shakers will look great on the table during your next barbeque. These ceramic pigs will give you as many conversations as they do use.

This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!