This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

Cowboys and dominatrices rejoice – finally your wild boot collection can be tamed! The Boot Butler Boot Rack hangs from your clothes rail and can hold 5 pairs of boots.  The boots keep their shape, and using the Boot Butler frees up closet space.  This should make you kick your heels together…unless they are already hanging.

Ask-hole. Is your office filled with people who constantly ask your opinion, but still do it their way? Yet, we have to help them, or they will think we are ass-holes.

There are times when only wine will suffice. For such times, no ordinary coaster can accompany your large glass of ‘medicine’.  The Vino Please Set of 4 Wine Coasters not only get bonus points for being natural and biodegradable for all Earth lovers, they give you something to read while you are sipping. Be careful not spill your drink while sipping and reading.

This 14-in-1 Solar Robot should get your wheels turning.  Engineering, solar power, multiple formations, and it MOVES! It doesn’t get any better than this.

I hate cats and this one already looks pissed off sitting in his Cowboy Kitty Cat Clothes. Maybe your cat will look a little cuter in it.

Bestway 60022E SaluSpa Hawaii 71-Inch x 26-Inch 6 Person Outdoor Inflatable Hot Tub Spa with Air Jets, Pump, 2 Filter Cartridges, and Tub Cover. It’s portable, convenient, and warm for these cold nights.

Enzo eBikes Electric Folding Aluminum Bicycle with Lithium-Ion Battery. Pedal awhile, coast awhile, then fold it up and put it away. Or carry it.