• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

Farting Butt Piggy Bank

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

$15

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

  • 3D Dragon Table Lamp

    This very cool Dragon lamp emits enough ambient light to make your fantasy lover feel safe in the dark.  Ideal for a nightlight or just a conversation piece.

    $31

  • Drak Soyouz Matt Sand Helmet

    The Drak Soyouz Matt Sand helmet provides an eerie but interesting nostalgic look for bike riders. Watch heads turn as you cruise the highway in this mystic-looking brain saver.

    $269.99

    via Amazon

  • Electric Portable Folding Scooter

    Drive your car as far as you can, then pull this set of wheels from the trunk. At only 66 pounds, this scooter folds to a compact size, has LED lights, a strong motor, and four wheels.

    $1,350

  • YETI Wall-Mounted Bottle Opener

    The Yeti and bottle openers have always had one thing in common – they are impossible to find when you’re looking for them. No longer! This abominably sturdy Yeti wall-mounted bottle opener will be there when you need it. Go wild.

    $19.99

    via Amazon

  • Metal Cat Wine Stopper

    Are you the crazy cat lady in your neighborhood?  Need to destress?  Still love those pesky felines?  Look no further than this metal cat face wine stopper to cheer you on through a whole bottle in one sitting.

    $18.96

    via Amazon

  • Emergency MRE 30-Day Pantry Pack 320 Servings

    Just in case your wife gets sick for a few days, or a nation’s leader truly hits the wrong button.  Or just, just in case…..This emergency 30-day pantry pack food storage tote would even help get rid of the guests who arrive unexpectedly around meal time.

    This 30-day supply MREs is a good start to keeping on the calories.

    $296.99

    via The Sportsman's Guide

  • We Do Not Have Wifi Sign

    This We Do Not Have Wifi sign reminds me of how young people will sit beside each other and text instead of just talk.  Adults, too, for that matter.  Long gone are the days of handwritten letters, interesting conversations, and genuine “laugh out louds”.  Stamps will soon be a thing of the past.  Remember when they were only a few pennies?  It’s  okay to talk to each other – pretend it’s 1995.

    $39.00

    via Bourbon and Boots

  • Gammon Percussion Full-Size 5-piece Drum Set

    Want to serenade your neighbors for love or war?  The Gammon Percussion Full-Size 5-piece drum set will keep them on their toes.  With five drums, cymbals, sticks, and even a stool, it has everything you need to annoy the hell out of Dave and Susie next door.  Or if you feel energetic, you can start your own rock band.

    $245.79

    via Amazon