Handheld Inkjet Printer. Get it done where it is needed instead of printing and then bringing the paper.

2 lbs and 450 pieces of pebbles, stones, and rocks. Use them to light your Zen garden, or to illuminate your aquarium. They are also cool sitting in a vase on a counter.

We don’t skinny dip we chunky dunk sign for your pool area. Also, would be good for decorating your lakefront home or even a garage.

Hamburger beanbag chair. Sharp, detailed print on this bag and will support the weight of an adult. Hold the pickles!

Cowboys and dominatrices rejoice – finally your wild boot collection can be tamed! The Boot Butler Boot Rack hangs from your clothes rail and can hold 5 pairs of boots.  The boots keep their shape, and using the Boot Butler frees up closet space.  This should make you kick your heels together…unless they are already hanging.

The Original Moving Rorschach Inkblot Mask. This cool spandex mask temperature-sensitive to the heat of your breath. Manipulate the ink pattern with directional breathing.

See how long it takes co-workers to avoid you after they see your new Creepy Face coffee mug. This is weird! The guy in the photo looks like he is either holding his breath or needs to piss.

So your game is smoking hot – what about your better half?  This steam-powered gaming cabinet would add a bit of mysticism to your game playing.   Imagine playing Madden NFL- not only is Tom Brady throwing with a hot hand, but the console is smoking, too!