Cool Black Foil Poker Playing Cards. These high quality, blacked-out cards are flexible, waterproof, and just downright cool. Great for any card game and they fit in a waterproof reusable box.

A must read book for parents, Toddlers are A-holes: It’s Not Your Fault, is a laugh out loud guide that reminds us that our little angels go through a period of being the most annoying creatures on the planet. Laugh your way through it and try not to cry.  Most of all, don’t make your little one cry while you are laughing out loud.  Because remember: sometimes they are a-holes.

A witty coffee mug for the prankster in your family. Coffee makes many do it, so watch out for the kiss.

White velvet sheep ottoman. It won’t move and you can’t clip its wool, but you can look at it, sit on it, or put your feet on it without it running away.

WTF Is My Password. This 160-page internet password logbook is the perfect gag gift for the one in your life who cannot remember their passwords. Please note that you may have to help them remember where they hid this book.

Ask-hole. Is your office filled with people who constantly ask your opinion, but still do it their way? Yet, we have to help them, or they will think we are ass-holes.

No one wants to be that guy holding up the roadtrip or stopping the dinner party because they’ve lost their keys or phone or wallet.  With the Tile Phone Finder, those days are over thanks to this neat, tiny Bluetooth-enabled tracker which you can attach to anything valuable and locate with the simple app.  And, it is a 4 pack, so use them as needed.

So your game is smoking hot – what about your better half?  This steam-powered gaming cabinet would add a bit of mysticism to your game playing.   Imagine playing Madden NFL- not only is Tom Brady throwing with a hot hand, but the console is smoking, too!