These novelty hoodies are printed in 3D for realistic representation and come in a variety of different images. Wear this particular one while walking down the sidewalk and you will be able to tell by the stares that this is realistic printing.

White velvet sheep ottoman. It won’t move and you can’t clip its wool, but you can look at it, sit on it, or put your feet on it without it running away.

Bluetooth Beanie Hat. Unisex, one-size fits most. Builtin speakers and microphone allow you to listen to music or use cellphone while keeping your head warm.

This Folding Solar Kit will charge a car battery in 40 minutes. Use it to charge your cell phone, laptop or other accessories. The perfect piece for your “bug-out” kit.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

In the days of hands-free everything, why not a hands-free umbrella? Perfect for fishing, gardening, walking dogs, or just having a drink while grilling. It has a 36″ diameter and folds.

This Albert Einstein Paperclip Holder is as genius as the man it represents.  The magnetic bald head provides a good contact surface for the paperclip wig you are likely to create on it.  This is a great gift idea for an office or teacher friend.

2.2L Water Filled Dumbell. Portable, easy to pack, for a workout where ever you may be. This eco-friendly water jug will give you a little over 5 pounds of weight to lift, and then 2 liters of water to drink afterwards.