For the Zombie lovers in your family, see how long the cookies will last in this cookie jar.

Just in case your wife gets sick for a few days, or a nation’s leader truly hits the wrong button.  Or just, just in case…..This emergency 30-day pantry pack food storage tote would even help get rid of the guests who arrive unexpectedly around meal time.

This 30-day supply MREs is a good start to keeping on the calories.

Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

This skull lamp has to be the coolest lamp ever. You only see it when it is turned “on” and it illuminates well. Eyes not included.

While wine is a simple, elegant pleasure, keeping open bottles fresh has always been a pain. These silver stainless steel heart bottle stoppers will keep the vino in shape and glam up your fridge or rack.

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

Whatever, I’m late anyway!  This is the perfect clock for those who don’t keep up with time.  It’s also a perfect gift for a co-worker.

This reclaimed barnwood rustic American flag is the perfect piece of art for the Patriot or Veteran in your life.  It is handmade using 80-year old reclaimed barn wood.  This flag has natural and ebony colored stripes with a polyurethane finish.  Sit it on your mantel, or hang it on any wall in your home.