Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

Nobody has a grill like this metal chrome skull wall mounted bottle opener.  Metal-heads, bikers, and warlocks, will all agree. Skulls are, and will always be, cool. Same goes for beer. Why not combine the two?  Literally, a no-brainer on this one.

Morning Recovery Patent-Pending Hangover Prevention. Have a drink of one of these before your first alcohol drink, or in the middle of drinking, or right before you go to bed. The alcohol metabolizing enzymes detox the liver more quickly, which allows you to feel better faster.

This skull lamp has to be the coolest lamp ever. You only see it when it is turned “on” and it illuminates well. Eyes not included.

A witty coffee mug for the prankster in your family. Coffee makes many do it, so watch out for the kiss.

PanelTech Wheel Tire Parking Boot Lock Lawn Tractor ATV RV Trailer Lock Anti Theft (2PCS). These locks are easily used to secure your lawn mower, ATV, or other toys with tires.

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

Football season is almost over, but this ‘Merica Mullet Drinking Hat can still be worn around the house. Summer yard work will be more fun and results will be interesting. Keep it loaded.