See how long it takes co-workers to avoid you after they see your new Creepy Face coffee mug. This is weird! The guy in the photo looks like he is either holding his breath or needs to piss.

A must read book for parents, Toddlers are A-holes: It’s Not Your Fault, is a laugh out loud guide that reminds us that our little angels go through a period of being the most annoying creatures on the planet. Laugh your way through it and try not to cry.  Most of all, don’t make your little one cry while you are laughing out loud.  Because remember: sometimes they are a-holes.

The Hot Stuff Gnome will draw attention to any porch, patio, garden, or favorite sitting space.  Watch out for this little fellow!  While most gnomes are unpleasant to the eyes, this little guy might just charm his way into your heart.

Morning Recovery Patent-Pending Hangover Prevention. Have a drink of one of these before your first alcohol drink, or in the middle of drinking, or right before you go to bed. The alcohol metabolizing enzymes detox the liver more quickly, which allows you to feel better faster.

Want to serenade your neighbors for love or war?  The Gammon Percussion Full-Size 5-piece drum set will keep them on their toes.  With five drums, cymbals, sticks, and even a stool, it has everything you need to annoy the hell out of Dave and Susie next door.  Or if you feel energetic, you can start your own rock band.

This pressurized growler is must-have any homebrewer. Fill it up with your favorite craft brew, place it in the fridge, and enjoy. It works like a keg, but without all the hoses and other tanks.

Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

Cryptocurrenices like Bitcoin have made many people wealthy, and it’s not too late to join them. This book teaches the fundamentals of cryptocurrencies so you can safely invest in Bitcoin and others.