Don’t venture into the great outdoors without the world’s toughest ultralight survival tent! This reusable windproof and waterproof shelter is made from a tear-resistant, extra-thick HeatFlex Mylar that reflects heat outward or inward – making it ideal for both hot and cold climates.

Look like a rock star with this 3D Skull Open Face Helmet as you cruise the highways.  This is a DOT approved helmet with advanced dual lens designs and UV protective glossy finishes. Give your face the new look it deserves.

Ever wanted to shower with Han Solo?  Now you can and I bet neither of you will tell.  May the force be with you as you enter your shower behind the Han Solo Carbonite Shower Curtain.

LingTing Kalimba 17 keys Thumb Piano for kids and adults. This kalimba is a real musical instrument that will amaze you! It’s also handmade from quality components.

The Varram Pet Fitness Robot is an interactive tool for your pet. Set the controls and task parameters with the smart phone app, and let this entertain your dog while you are away. If will dispense treats along the way.

Gag Gift Canned Meat Combo Pack of 4- Creamed Possum, Armadillo, Dillo and Squirrel! Made with the freshest roadkill. Don’t let this gag gift gag you.

Roasted Crickets (1/2 lb.) resealable bag. Raised and made in Portland, OR. Want alternative protein, amino acids, and B12 sources? These will do it, and you won’t even hear them chirp.

Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.