Tech Tools Hands Cellphone Holder. These helping hands will help out with a variety of cellphone brands and gaming devices. Lightweight, but heavy enough to securely hold your device. Perfect for a desktop.

Minimize nighttime accidents when walking around the campgrounds by setting up your shelter using these light up tent stakes. They’re made from durable aluminum and come with 18 lumen LEDs that stay lit for up to 10 hours of continuous use.

2.2L Water Filled Dumbell. Portable, easy to pack, for a workout where ever you may be. This eco-friendly water jug will give you a little over 5 pounds of weight to lift, and then 2 liters of water to drink afterwards.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

If you can bear owning a stuffed animal that is 6′ tall, this giant Teddy Bear might make a thoughtful gift  for your child or loved one. He’s big enough to hug, hide behind, or act as a sofa and even a bed.  He’s adorable enough to be a gift for your wife or daughter.  Imagine having to drive down the highway with this guy in the passenger seat!

Need a wine bottle stopper?  Add Sir and Mrs. Perky novelty bottle stoppers to your wine cabinet and watch your guests’ faces the first time you use them.  Many men will know that drinking too much can lead to deterioration in performance, but not for this guy! Sir Perky is the corkscrew that can screw all night, no matter how much you have drunk. What a champion.  Mrs. Perky is not doing too badly either.

The colorful Norwood Commercial Stack Stools will provide quick seating for your home or classroom.  Lightweight, contemporary and full of purpose when you need them.  You can stick them in a storage closet when you don’t.