Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

The Varram Pet Fitness Robot is an interactive tool for your pet. Set the controls and task parameters with the smart phone app, and let this entertain your dog while you are away. If will dispense treats along the way.

Never fumble with your phone or touch-sensitive earbuds again. The Chubby Buttons Bluetooth music remote features big buttons to control your tunes even when wearing gloves or mittens. It is waterproof and works with any smart phone or device. Wear it on your arm, or stick it to your shower wall.

These Wicker Rattan Adjustable Bar Stools will serve your guests well at your next outdoor party or cookout.  Use them with your Tiki bar, or just sit poolside.  Heck, use them in the house around the kitchen island.  Cool, comfortable, and stylish is what you get when you mix wood with steel.

Want to serenade your neighbors for love or war?  The Gammon Percussion Full-Size 5-piece drum set will keep them on their toes.  With five drums, cymbals, sticks, and even a stool, it has everything you need to annoy the hell out of Dave and Susie next door.  Or if you feel energetic, you can start your own rock band.

This bloody bath shower curtain is a necessity if you are planning to reenact your favorite horror movie, or if you just want to give your guests something else to think about while they are sitting on the toilet.  Have you ever looked behind a shower curtain while sitting on a toilet?  This one will make you look.

Most people’s taxidermy art is a deer or elk or other wildlife hanging on the wall.  This flat-packed cardboard longhorn head taxidermy art is easy to assemble and makes a standout eye-catcher without the eye-watering price.  While there is no meat to eat from the longhorn, there are also not any meat processing fees.

Himalayan Sea Crystal Salt Rock Lamp. Hand picked and hand-carved, making each one of them unique. Let this rock light up your night.