Ask-hole. Is your office filled with people who constantly ask your opinion, but still do it their way? Yet, we have to help them, or they will think we are ass-holes.

The Vitra Eames Elephant is a perfect addition for elephant figurine collectors.  Additionally, you can give your kid a break from electronics and let this be a true hands on toy.  Standing a foot and a half high and nearly three feet long, this is a perfect piece for indoor and outdoor fun.

With the Maxamilan Perpetual Faces Vase, location is not an issue.  Place it on your wall table or even on a corner table.  With the multi-sided facial print, it doesn’t matter which direction the faces face.

In the days of hands-free everything, why not a hands-free umbrella? Perfect for fishing, gardening, walking dogs, or just having a drink while grilling. It has a 36″ diameter and folds.

Hanno the Gorilla is made of hardwood and has moving joints. When positioned to an upright stance, he is 12″ tall. Position him to sit on your coffee table and see what friends think.

A door mat for the neighbor that always seems to ring the bell at the wrong time. Use this mat and see what happens. Or better yet, set it out before the ex arrives.

A must read book for parents, Toddlers are A-holes: It’s Not Your Fault, is a laugh out loud guide that reminds us that our little angels go through a period of being the most annoying creatures on the planet. Laugh your way through it and try not to cry.  Most of all, don’t make your little one cry while you are laughing out loud.  Because remember: sometimes they are a-holes.

This skull lamp has to be the coolest lamp ever. You only see it when it is turned “on” and it illuminates well. Eyes not included.